NOOOOOO!
are you yankin' our chains? if you just brought 8 more human souls to this planet and have the energy to hang out on this site........ you deserve a medal girlfriend!!!
That's a mind freak.
I hope lots of happiness for you.
Quote by swissalpler:
NOOOOOO!
are you yankin' our chains? if you just brought 8 more human souls to this planet and have the energy to hang out on this site........ you deserve a medal girlfriend!!!
That's a mind freak.
I hope lots of happiness for you.
but thats the kicker..she hasn't been on the website. She also hasn't had octuplets. She did do something a bit bizzarre with an octopus though...but you can ask her for those details.
Speaking of personal details, I must say it's doubly great to be the paternal biological benefactor of eight kids with a beautiful woman...but not have to pay any child support
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Speaking of personal details, I must say it's doubly great to be the fraternal biological benefactor of eight kids with a beautiful woman...but not have to pay any child support
Being a bastard works.
ohhh..so yours was that small little guy Mar was telling me about!
so you got her drunk on a combination of strongbow cider and red red wine. and took advantage, but who wouldnt take advantage of an opportunity like that. and now you dont aveto pay child support. lucky c***.
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so you got her drunk on a combination of strongbow cider and red red wine. and took advantage, but who wouldnt take advantage of an opportunity like that. and now you dont aveto pay child support. lucky c***.
I dont need alchohol to seduce the likes of Mar. She can atest to that!
yeah i get you man, look at you with your fancy words like atest, i aint ever heard that word like that b4. i see your education was 1st class posh skoolin rich daddy.
Quote by STRONGERBOW:
so you got her drunk on a combination of strongbow cider and red red wine. and took advantage, but who wouldnt take advantage of an opportunity like that. and now you dont aveto pay child support. lucky c***.
I dont need alchohol to seduce the likes of Mar. She can atest to that!
Are you calling Mar a whore?
I'm not saying you're wrong, just hoping to clarify.
Quote by STRONGERBOW:
so you got her drunk on a combination of strongbow cider and red red wine. and took advantage, but who wouldnt take advantage of an opportunity like that. and now you dont aveto pay child support. lucky c***.
I dont need alchohol to seduce the likes of Mar. She can atest to that!
Are you calling Mar a whore?
I'm not saying you're wrong, just hoping to clarify.
Mar isn't a whore! In fact, I'm faintly sure she's madly in love with me! (What a silly child!)
Then again, she certainly is loose...she just shitted out eight of my ultra-athletic kids!
New vote: Should I change my OF moniker to Dr. Octopus?
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